Naked Politician

That politician that gets caught naked - literally or figuratively. Usually end up being Republican, regularly stupid and almost always hypocritical...

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On Track to Beat Palin in Political Implosion...

I don’t know what is worse — Bachmann’s flagrant lie on attending her family reunion, her family ratting her out that she didn’t attend or the fact that this woman can’t even get out of Iowa without starting on the fast-track of political implosion…

Michele, we all know by this point that you are “running for the President of the United States” — please stop using this a a pronoun answer to any question you are asked. Actually, check that.  Keep using it…it’s working…

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Phil "$50 for a really good time" Hinkle...

This is getting to be Groundhog’s Day.  I guess what Hinkle means by marriage should only be a union between a man and a woman is that, said union, has nothing to do with getting sexual favors with male prostitutes on the side…

Another one bites the dust — when all he wanted was a little boy to bite the pillow…

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Michele Bachmann might as well admit that she wants all gay people to be placed in concentration camps (I mean, it worked for the Japanese, right?).

She could at least tell David Gregory that she will work with international countries to take America’s unwanted homosexuals.  Honey, you are running for President of the United States of America and we have a world of issues facing us — at least have solutions to one of our most pressing problems!

I cannot wait to see how SNL mocks covers this lovely piece of Americana… 

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Crazy Eyes Say It All…

Ok, so Newsweek chose a less than flattering photo of Bachmann but I think it hardly smacks of “sexist.”  It’s not like we are seeing her tits, arse or (heaven forbid) her frigid “nether regions”…

Her eyes seem to say “blacks had it better in slavery than under Obama,” “not all cultures were created equal”… oh wait, her mouth actually said these things… 

Tea-Bagger Newsflash: this bitch is certifiable. ”The eyes are the window into the soul” were never more true. And in Michele’s eyes the slow burning flames of Hell show clearly…

And let’s give Newsweek a break — they chose a damn good photo comparatively…

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Scott Brown’s Naked Ambition…

Poor Teddy Kennedy, a lifetime in his brothers’ shadows and then as soon as he kicks the bucket the Republican nude model streaks in and takes his seat - sure he rolled over in his grave a few times on this one…

Again, why is it all the naked photos and “dicks out of pants” are more often than not Republicans?  The only recent Democrat, Wu, doesn’t count as no one wants to see him naked…

I think we should throw Scott and Aaron Shock into a naked, mud-wrestling ring and see who wins the beef cake tiara. 

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The British Are Comin’ Y’All…

Yes, yes, by now all of the world has heard how Sarah Palin rewrote history on Paul Revere’s ride.  But, in case you missed it, you should hear for yourself…

I really don’t know what is more priceless — the “oh-shit-another-Katie-Couric-trick-question” look on her face or the train wreck answer that comes out of her mouth.  Seriously. I. DIE.

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I love this shot because I can’t decide if I want to jack off or throw up in my mouth…

I love this shot because I can’t decide if I want to jack off or throw up in my mouth…

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Rick Perry Believes we need a “call to prayer” down in Houston for a nation in crisis…

"Fellow Americans: Right now, America is in crisis: we have been besieged by financial debt, terrorism, and a multitude of natural disasters. As a nation, we must come together and call upon Jesus to guide us through unprecedented struggles, and thank Him for the blessings of freedom we so richly enjoy."

Ok this just is all kinds of bat-shit crazy to me and makes me want to learn “Oh Canada” real fast.

Gov. Perry, instead of getting down on our knees while you preach to the lyrics of Carry Underwood’s Jesus Take the Wheel, let’s get our heads out of our asses and make Congress focus on the people.  The last I checked, American congressional leaders make the decisions that drive our country, not Jesus…

I am sure somewhere in that bible of yours there is a mention that Jesus doesn’t have time for fucking stupidity…

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